10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."