10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier