10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT