10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "No river, no fish."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• You have to piss with the dick you have