10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• im going to 2 out you to death