10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio