10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)