10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Why not, when some because there are three.