10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson