10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.