10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.