10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05