10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)