10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.