10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it