10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha