10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.