10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim