10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.