10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A