10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave