10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.