10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs