10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Fook the floosh droo!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...