10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Poker is for loners.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen