10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Poker is for loners.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.