10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?