10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "No river, no fish."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.