10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus