10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo