10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo