10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright