10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Fold and live to fold again
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.