10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Fold and live to fold again
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack