10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.