10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Poker is for loners.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker