10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.