10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Poker is for loners.