10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Fold and live to fold again
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--