10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"