10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.