10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels