10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.