10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer