10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"