10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- It's Free To Fold...
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak