10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson