10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)