10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.