10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.